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Joke of the Day
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ......All of it."
Next Joke
"A blind girl was giving me a handjob last night..... and said ""this is the biggest cock I've ever felt in my hand."" I said ""Nah you're just pulling my leg."""
"My strong stance on drinking milk straight from the carton has met with no opposition from people who haven't caught me yet."
"What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing? The Master Baiter."
"Give a woman a compliment, she'll smile for a day.. Teach a woman to fish for compliments & she'll be annoying for the rest of her life."
"A joke I tried to make about the difference between British and American government. (Bad language) One of our politicians fucked a pig's head All of your politicians are pig headed fuckers"
"A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless."
"What do you call a generalization made by a farmer? An overall statement."
"""Everyday I'm mumblin'""-Bane"
"Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they're all like ""we need to talk."""