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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got his gas bill"
Next Joke
"Today I really missed my Ex I think I need a better scope."
"He: ""I'll catch a grenade for you."" She: ""Prove it."" He: *Plays Call of Duty*"
"What did one gay box say to the other? ""Nice package..."""
"My grandfather died in Auschwitz... He died after falling from the guard tower"
"The Spanish word of the day is wheelchair. Ex. There's only one donut left, so wheelchair."
"*holds up bread* this is my body *holds up wine* this is my blood *holds up an opened lap top* this is my sound cloud, please check it out"
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" ""Och aye!"" ""Bejabbers!"""
"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter"
"There are 0000 0010 people in the world..... Those who get it, and those who dont"