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Joke of the Day
"Count Chocula is undead to me."
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"What do you say to a handicapped dog? Down Syndrome, down!"
"""Blow on this."" Hot food."
"A great tribute from the Brazil team to Neymar. He couldn't play so the rest of the players decided not to either."
"What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire :)."
"Gas dropped to 77 cents a gallon in some places in Michigan. But don't bother, it was leaded."
"Eating a Clock I tried eating a clock once, I wouldn't do it again. It was very time consuming."
"dear matt Damon for Halloween I think you should go as Matt Demon or Good Will Haunting. text me if you do"
"What did the drowning mathematician say? Logloglogloglog..."
"""Please ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"" The teacher was rather bewildered. ""Don't you mean Michael?"" she asked. ""No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."""