81225

Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? Gettuda. Gettuda who? Gettuda choppa!"

"Maybe she's born with zits, maybe it's methamphetamine"

"You know what would be a hilarious prank? Make people study for 18 years and dont give them a job."

"95% of dentists recommend teeth."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender says, ""Hey, that thing is cool - where did you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""Africa."""

"My wife is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said ""I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing anything to help"". So I sent her a timetable."

"Yelling someone's name in different voices until they finally hear you"

"Kids are like farts... ...the only ones you can put up with are your own."

"What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed? Baked potato."

"Another Twilight movie? God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them."