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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)"
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"In my will I am leaving everything to the imagination."
"I like long walks on the beach and lying about being married."
"Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives."
"Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals? Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away."
"New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down."
"....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass."
"Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her she's overreacting. She'll realize you're right and calm right down."
"I'm a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me."
"When they ask me in a job interview what my greatest weakness is, I always say that I can't open my eyes under water"