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Joke of the Day
"How do canibals eat victims with Parkinson's disease? Shake n bake"
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"Tom Brady ... You the real M.V.P!!!!"
"*eats one piece of lettuce* *checks for abs*"
"My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest... He wrote a poem."
"A committee is twelve men doing the work of one."
"How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris."
"Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night? Han shot first."
"How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris? *All of it.*"
"Why does Tiger Woods carry 2 blow-up sex dolls with him at all times? Incase he gets a hole in one."
"What do mice eat during the summer? Micecream"