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Joke of the Day

"2 Scottish cows in a field: which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."

"Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's relationship is over after just three months because he wanted it to be more public... I guess she wanted it to be more Loki."

"How long does Netflix have to be down before they send someone to your house to stroke your hair & tell you everything's going to be alright"

"How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they have to do it during dinner."

"A fish swims into a brick wall... Damn."

"What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks? Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home."

"Migrants are no longer welcome in the Greek island of Lesbos... as some people munched up the red carpet."

"Did you hear about the dog-walker that went missing? Police say they are following a few leads."

"The debates flipped gender roles. Last night we saw an argument between a woman who wanted to talk facts, and a man who only wanted to talk about his feelings."

"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"