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Joke of the Day
"I fear for the calendar... ...its days are numbered."
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"What causes the bird on a pirate's shoulder to repeat 'pieces of nine, pieces of seven, pieces of nine....'? Parity error."
"There are 6 jurors on the Treyvon Martin trial. I bet they all get on the same cycle from being around each other so much... Dude better hope it isn't that time of the month when the verdict comes in."
"Best advice I can give to newlyweds is to buy a really comfortable couch."
"A sheep,a pot and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff... *Baah Dum Tssssss*"
"Tweets a cocaine joke gets 120 favorites & a trophy Post a cocaine joke on Facebook & gets 170 ""we are praying for you"" & an intervention."
"Behind every strong woman is a man that she needs to open jars and get things of high shelves."
"What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law? A small medium at large"
"A man says, "" It's raining cats and dogs!"" The Chinese man comes out of his house with his chopsticks immediately..."
"The leading cause of death in 1926 was being hit by a spinning newspaper graphic"