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Joke of the Day
"I wonder how many kids with dyslexic parents are getting gifts from Satan tomorrow? ZING!"
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"Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven? A bannister always pays his deafs."
"What's a narcissistic hooker's favorite state? Idaho."
"What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House? A pineapples pricks are on the outside."
"My favorite word is onomatopoeia.. I just like how it sounds"
"Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face."
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on a chin? A dick in your mouth"
"This Jewish kid asks his dad for five dollars... and his dad goes, ""Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"""
"Comedy is suffering. I just saw on twitter someone posted ""When you've got a migraine so bad you can't see straight :c"" I've never heard of a migraine making heterosexuals invisible before."
"I don't always tell Dad jokes, but when I do, he tells me to get my fucking life together and stop being a disappointment."