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Joke of the Day
"Here is how you can tell John Cena is kicked out of Hogwarts. He abuses the invisibility spell."
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"I knew this guy who would ask men at church, ""is your tie made out of bird cloth?"" <blank stare> ""It's cheep, cheep, cheep."""
"""So I went to this convention called, ""Ladies Without Legs"", and man... was that place crawling with pussy."" - Willie Nelson"
"So you're looking for a good guy who will love and respect you, but yet you post half naked pics on your fb? why that's .thats brilliant!"
"What do you call someone with a spice garden on Gallifrey? A Thyme Lord."
"A Catholic dies, and thinks he's gone to heaven ."
"When I'm bored I like to call in sick to places I don't work for. I'm getting written up at Home Depot"
"Drunk. In Wal Mart. Fuck."
"What's the difference between a cook and a homo? Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's."
"playboy: ""apparently they just read it for the articles"" [takes out all nude women] every man on earth: ""well this has back-fired massively"""