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Joke of the Day

"When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!? Ah horse apples!"

"""Don't let your inner child die!"" could be a slogan for an anti abortion campaign."

"Why don't Amish people water ski? Because their horses would drown."

"What do you call a cat crossed with a canary? a cosh(x/a)"

"*Follows dreams *Ends up at refrigerator."

"Walk in closets Walk-In Closet Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents? Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet."

"What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey? A lifetime ban from the Zoo"

"Madonna fell while performing at a show yesterday. When asked about it, she said... ""All that time on my back reminded me of the 80's"""

"*birds dress Cinderella for school* *gets to school, goes into bathroom* *buncha rabid squirrels gather and re-dress her in goth shit*"

"If a woman that likes younger men is called a cougar... Then a man that likes little boy is called a nittany tiger."