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Joke of the Day
"Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute if you want to know what marriage is like."
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"This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks* - Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :("
"Entomology. It's Sci-ants."
"Sis-Boom-Ba... What sound does a sheep holding a stick of dynamite make?"
"As a member of Destiny's Child, Kelly Rowlands was one of the most famous and beautiful women in the world.. ..'s friend. From Frankie Boyle."
"what's the most common name for a Mexican ? manual labor ........"
"What's the difference between like, love and lust? Spit Swallow Gargle"
"What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists? Yellow labs"
"What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."
"""I don't have to run faster than the bear. I just have to run faster than you,"" I say to my hiking companion. It is Usain Bolt. A bear waves"