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Joke of the Day
"I am so hot my mother calls me sun."
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"A guy just said he wants to know what I got ""in the trunk"" I told him duct tape, a shovel and rapid decomposition powder Flirting is hard"
"It's ok Apple users, I just woke up and found a surprise Nickelback album on my BlackBerry."
"Hi and welcome to the hidden chair club. Please find a seat."
"Why can't you smell Bran (spoilers) He's hodorless"
"Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place? Little seizures"
"My wife and I were happy for 24 years. Then we met."
"Fool me Once - Shame on You. Fool me Twice- Shame on Me. Fool me Thrice- What are you, a Nigerian Scamster?"
"What's the difference between a lobster and a bus stop? Ones a busty crustacean the other is a crusty bus station"
"Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser? He got the sack."