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Joke of the Day
"The group wanted to pour some wine but unfortunately... Decant"
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"I'm going to say sky diving is probably not for me since I just screamed when the toilet seat shifted."
"What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep? Lamb Gogh"
"What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk? A man laughing his head off."
"Stress from children can take 10 yrs off your life Drinking alcohol from stress can take another 10 yrs Based on my math, I died 5 yrs ago"
"My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her."
"When a girl says: ""If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best""... What she really means is: ""I'm a f*ckin psycho."""
"I thought the girl at my bus stop thought I was sweet but apparently that's not what she meant by ""un-savory"""
"This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies."
"Like Bjork always says, ""When life gives you lemons, giggle in childish wonder as they confide in you their citrusy secrets."""