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"All dick jokes are basically the same... They just vary in length"
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"I hate Russian nesting dolls They're so full of themselves"
"All women are different. Yet none of them can drive."
"[Pilot intercom] Me: ""Hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. Not to cause alarm but the pilot has passed out and I lied a lot on my resume."""
"Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright."
"*gets bitten *becomes shy shy"
"I want my money back, these suppositories taste like shit."
"Met a cute guy at the bar, gave him my number and told him to text me when he got home I guess he's homeless."
"I was just about to go and remind my neighbour to slam all of his car doors as many times as possible in five minutes, but there's no need."
"What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle? ""Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."""