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Joke of the Day
"At first I didnt really like my new hairstyle... ...but then I realised that it kinda grew on me."
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"Tom Brady suspension increased to 8 weeks Additional 4 weeks for deflating the bench with his ass."
"how did canada choose its name? They pulled letters out of a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh"
"Why are black people unfair? Because they're unfair."
"Why don't we call the Hindenburg... ... the Skytanic?"
"What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films? Deaf Lee's ""HELLO!"""
"My erection lasted for more than 4 hours. I called my doctor, but he didn't seem too impressed, so I showed it to some people at the mall."
"Popsicle sticks are depressing."
"Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over ""My Heart Will Go On""...said the guy in the car next to me"
"When you take a Wiz.. do you get a sense of Khalifa?"