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Joke of the Day

"a midget started a fight in... a mini-bar"

"My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said,""Son that's three schools this year. Maybe teaching isn't for you."""

"Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a ""judgment free"" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week."

"Me:Thank you, he's so hot I don't even know what I want to do first...Grandma: (interrupting) Okay, can someone else say the prayer please?"

"How does an attorney go to sleep? First he lies on one side, then the other!!"

"How to foil someones plan (pl)(an) = pa + pn + la + ln"

"My grandfather came back from the war... ...with a single arm. To this day, we still have no idea whose it is"

"What's the difference between soap and SOPA? You won't get fucked if you drop SOPA."

"I think armless persons are the best You've gotta hand it to them."

"""GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"" ""Sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad bring it in"""