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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bouncy plane? Boeing Boeing Boeing"

"Next time your sit at a McDonald's playland and a parent asks you, ""Which one is yours?"" Say, ""I haven't picked one out yet!"" It's worth it."

"If you want to touch the sky... Fuck a duck and you will fly! (I don' know who is credited with first saying this time-honored literary pearl.)"

"Because we love Adel.. Why did my computer just say hello? Oh, that's right. It's A Dell."

"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"

"What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen hotshots don't monkey around with me!"

"What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!"

"The jokes in this subreddit are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot by the police."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae"

"What is a drug addict's favorite series? Really anything with a strong Heroine"