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Joke of the Day

"The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes!"

"Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser? He got the sack."

"My son has the ability to predict what will happen in the future and later explain why it didn't happen. I think I'm raising a politician."

"What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A Manila folder"

"I don't like to brag about my cat-like reflexes. That said, could someone please call for help? I got startled and am stuck in a tree."

"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"

"The wonderful world of Ironi ""Saw an asian classmate eat ramen and thought 'how typical' than looked down at my El Pollo Loco"" - Hispanic colleague"

"Trump just said if he's elected he'll shut down the corrugated container industry He wants to make America crate again"

"Meta - Despite the rumors I am not stepping down as Mod for /r/jokes. Here's why. I wasn't a mod in the first place."

"I wish celebrities would let us know if they have the greatest fans in the world."