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Joke of the Day

"What did one gay sperm say to another gay sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit? Credit to my friend telling me"

"How to be rich for the rest of your life... Legally change your name to ""Rich"""

"So Jack helps you off the horse. Will you help Jack off the horse?"

"A mongoose is just a goose who listens to reggae"

"A sober Irishman arrives goes home after work... That's it."

"What's a member of ISIS's favorite game? Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!"

"What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world? An ambulance"

"Every morning when my alarm goes off I think ""This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."""

"North-Korean food I made North korean food for my GF. She said pizza isn't North korean. I said Shut up and eat it."

"When a person says a book is so good they can't put it down, but yet, are not holding that book. This is why I have trust issues."