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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good."
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"My dad said this at his retirement... he is a former principal ""I remember a time when Harass was two words."
"Two fish are swimming when they run into a wall. One of the fish turns to the other and says ""damn."""
"When I'm bored, I like to superglue Doritos to my cat and make it run around the house like a stegosaurus."
"Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?"
"Either way, I don't think we should let Shrodinger near any more cats."
"I wanted to know the meaning of earthenware, so I opened the dictionary at the EA section. Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it."
"I am man. Hear me ask my wife for permission to roar."
"A cop pulls a guy over.... And asks the man ""sir have you been drinking tonight?"" Looking around the car bewildered he replies ""why is there a fat bitch in here?"""
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same."