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Joke of the Day

"Offensive middle eastern joke. What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam? A turk."

"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it?"

"I can see you're upset. Maybe you should post more about it on Facebook. That should eliminate any more drama."

"Why do SJW's hate Programmers? They objectify everything."

"He used to be Hand Solo Then he gave Leia the D."

"Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible."

"Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she is dead."

"What did the man with five penises say? These underpants fit like a glove!"

"We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy at the office and the ""party"" isn't the surprise."

"guy walks into a bar... bar eats 'im."