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Joke of the Day

"Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane? So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her."

"Q: When is a school paper not a school paper? A: When it's turned into the teacher."

"ASIAN KIDS: Do they make you ride through the X-ray machine at the airport since your minds are basically computers?"

"Being human is OK, but I wish there were alternatives."

"Pilot episode You know how you can tell if a shows going to be any good based on the pilot, since it sets the tempo for the entire show? I just realized that my dad didn't like the pilot of my life..."

"I used to have sex daily... then I ran out of money"

"Money is the root of all larger amounts of money."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? AYEE ya thought it be ARRR but it be the 'C'!"

"How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire? Pyroglyphs."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !"