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Joke of the Day
"I used to have sex daily... then I ran out of money"
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"*looks up from pestle and mortar ""Powdering this baby is HARD!"""
"What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for? Organized crime."
"My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera."
"How does a poor man watch TV? with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching."
"What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies? One's a bunch of cunning runts....."
"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer"
"""Do you want to have fun but also get more mad than you've ever been in your life?"" - video games"
"I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian. It was a real eye opening experience"
"The Yin and Yan of Life Life at begining of month: I am the king. let me buy some castles and build an empire Life at month's end: Do I really need two kidneys?"