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Joke of the Day
"I used to have sex daily... then I ran out of money"
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"How long is a Chinese name that isn't a question"
"If a tiger was attacking your wife and mother in law at the same time and you could save one, who would it be? The tiger of course. There are only a few left "
"Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography? Have always been curious of this."
"Why did Hitler buy the car when it went on sale? Because he liked the holocost."
"A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""
"[overhears guy saying economy is bad] [later, at family dinner] no trust me, the last thing you want is an economy. those things are so bad"
"So I visited www.optrex.co.uk... That was a site for sore eyes."
"It's the 21st century, people. Why in the world do we still have mornings?"
"How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales."