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Joke of the Day
"What's a 68? She blows me and I owe her one."
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"I once went to a blonde psychiatrist She blew my mind."
"What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio-Activity"
"This person told me ""When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!"" Alas, swine flu."
"Hey doofus, the fashion police called. Your father died last night on duty. He wanted you to have this. ""Slim fitting houndstooth peacoat*"
"How did the mathmatician become unconstipated? He worked it out with a pencil"
"What did the male lamb say to the female lamb Nice rack"
"The Commonwealth Games: An excuse NOT to invite Russia, China and the USA."
"What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew."
"You hear about the blind guy on Wheel of Fortune? He asked if he could buy an I."