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Joke of the Day

"The last four letters of the word ""queue"" are just there because they saw a queue forming and hoped it was for something good."

"If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically."

"What's a Jewish person's least favourite subreddit? r/showerthoughts"

"Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips? Because he's a waiter. (lol)"

"Probably one of the hardest things for Pinocchio to pull off was complimenting his friend's experimental theater piece."

"How do you confuse an idiot? 78."

"Tread lightly on the path, as we all have a journey to make. Unless you're super hungry, in which case you're allowed to mow people down."

"What do you use to make boot soup? Birkenstock"

"For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up."

"Bono and a Lightbulb How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world."