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Joke of the Day

"I think my husband is having an affair with the computer because he's always fucking on it."

"A Rabbi, a Priest and a Minister walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Is this a Joke?"""

"A guy at work lost his thumb and had to replace it with his big toe. (True Story) Now we ask to get ""your foot off the table"" when he's eating."

"What did the female Supreme Court Marshall say when I visited her? [Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyez)"

"TIL The New Jersey Devils have never changed their logo or uniform design/colours. No new New Jersey jersey."

"Submit your best! (Puns) What are your best one or two liner PUNS?"

"What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !"

"I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular...."

"What is ISIS's favorite type of text? Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading"

"Why do we never run out of math teachers? Because they are always multiplying."