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Joke of the Day
"How do you say nachos in English?? Mine!"
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"How far can you run into the woods? Halfway, any further and you're running out."
"If she's naming your wedding album on facebook ""wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!"" she's too young for you bro."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
"Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?"
"Nothing makes me worry more than the kids saying ""Don't worry, we cleaned it up"""
"*sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? ""Sure!"" Good, you're really killing the vibe."
"Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station."
"I don't watch basketball... If I wanted to see a load of black guys scoring every minute, I'd go to your mother's house."
"Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career. At first, she was upset. Now she says she's ok with it."