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Joke of the Day
"I only listen to Australian indie pop music on Sundays.. Because that is the Lorde's day."
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"Willie Nelson died today.. Yeah he was playing on the road again.."
"Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? Your granny"
"Don't leave me alone. Alone: I have a boyfriend."
"What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears? A tardigrade!"
"""Why can't I just eat the wax?"" ~me, when I can't open the cheese"
"Oral exam A mother asks her son how the oral exam was. Son: ""Pious."" Mother: ""What do you mean?"" S: ""The professor asks a question, I cross myself. I give him an answer, he crosses himself."""
"What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring."
"I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait, that came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."
"My Chinese friend died today... So Yung"