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Joke of the Day
"Nightmare scenario: a man with the confidence of Pitbull and the talent level of Pitbull."
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"To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female..."
"Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly: ""I was artificially inseminated this morning."" ""I don't believe you,"" replies Dolly. ""It's true, no bull!"""
"Early bird gets the worm 2nd mouse gets the cheese 3rd cow gets the grass All cows get to eat grass tho, theres not really a low supply."
"Celebrating Memorial Day by not romanticizing the military."
"What nation is the most unjust? Discrimination"
"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
"No one plans to fail. They just go online. Then check their e-mail. Then go to twitter...and it just happens organically."
"I guarantee you Adam & Eve were white. You ever try and take a rib from a black man?"
"I'm anti-semantic but I don't know how to say it."