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Joke of the Day

"So a rhino walks into a bar... and several patrons pay their tabs and leave because they see the danger in this situation."

"older man discovers the subreddit showerthoughts one afternoon..... That evening discovers phones is not waterproof."

"Guy Fieri got into a fistfight with his hairdresser. I guess he finally looked in a mirror and saw what the dude's been doing to his hair."

"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan."

"Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites."

"What did Ernie say when Bert asked him if he wanted some ice cream? Sherbert. (I can't take credit for this amazing piece of comedy. Heard it from a friend, no idea if he came up with it or not.)"

"A magician was walking down the street .... and he turned into a grocery store"

"What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line!"

"My girlfriend asked me to get her off. I told her it was a little cold outside to be needing bug spray."

"""Sorry I'm late, but let me explain."" -The inventor of the snooze button at the initial presentation"