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Joke of the Day

"How do we call a skinhead with an Afro? The only black KKK member."

"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"

"Sometimes I'll go to a grocery store and rotate all of the Tide detergents 90 degrees and yell ""THE TIDES HAVE TURNED!"" until I'm kicked out"

"[Playing piano to impress a Russian girl] ""Do you like it?"" Her: That's sheet music ""Yes, it is."" Her: Now excuse me, I huv to take a sheet."

"Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? Good hiders, aren't they?"

"Why do black men weep when they make love to white women? Mace."

"Just stabbed my uterus with a tampon."

"I was walking in a chemistry lab. I tripped on some acid."

"what do you give to the god of shit? Sacrifeces"

"I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better."