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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my sandwiches crusty and filled with cheese."

"If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST"

"Wife to husband: ""Our son called me a whore!"" Husband answers: ""Where is that son of a bitch?"""

"So, I was looking around for some vacuum..."

"What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East? An Iran-asaurus!"

"The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !"

"I still haven't found the key to happiness... ...but I'm starting to feel like whoever locked it up is a real dick."

"Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans? Because they keep stealing all the green cards."

"""Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"""