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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's dick tastes like blood.."
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"What do you call a ""gay"" milkman? Dairy Queen."
"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says ""we don't serve noble gasses here""... helium doesn't react."
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"What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection? A Quarter Ponder with Cheese."
"Did you hear about the assassin who was given forty years to complete his assignment? He had some time to kill."
"If you spin an Chinese man around a hundred times... does he get disoriented?"
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
"I walked into a Chinese bar and ordered the heaviest drink. The bartender served me wonton soup."
"Four men on a boat had five cigarettes but no lighter. How did they light their cigarettes? One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter."