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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's dick tastes like blood.."
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"Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in."
"How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. I'll^hear^myself^out... EDIT: Formatting"
"Gold chains would make a great retirement gift. For a VERY good slave."
"My kids don't beg for toys and I realized it's because they never get to see commercials Because they're locked in a cage"
"Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry."
"When does the narwhal bacon? Mmmmm reddit."
"An imperialist German wrestler walks into a bar... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN VON BISMARCK!"
"Bond, Jamaal Bond A black James Bond? Wouldn't work, he'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."
"Sandwich walk into a bar/ The bartender said, sorry, we don't serve food."