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Joke of the Day

"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee That's a moray."

"What does the ninja call his penis? meningococcal"

"Beer must contain Estrogen... When I drink enough, I can't drive or shut the hell up."

"My parents always told me that I'd get nowhere sitting on my ass all day. little do they know, I just had the greatest shit yesterday."

"What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage? I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time."

"Why are Iranian women always eating? They can't stop getting stoned"

"P Diddy or P Didn't he?"

"My mexican friend told me he is far sided, I said so does that mean you cant see far away? to which he replied >""No, I *quinceanera*"""

"In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab. This is after he discovered that power is work overtime."

"I don't get Roomba commercials. Like who spills an entire box of cereal on the floor and is like eh leave it for the robot to clean up"