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Joke of the Day
"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee That's a moray."
Next Joke
"I am wearing a jacket, because my mom felt cold."
"A toast! Had to throw away my toaster because it kept burning my toast. I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant."
"What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians? A drummer."
"I don't wanna ruffle any feathers here, but... *blows gently on a baby duck*"
"Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123"
"The word 'twice' is so good they named it 'Twice'."
"What did the fog say to the grass? I mist you!"
"What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
"How do you know when sex with a blonde is over? The car light comes on"