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Joke of the Day
"If Donald Trump's Hair turns out to be a wig then... There'll be hell Toupee."
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"Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun."
"I'd love to get myself a job inspecting mirrors! I could really see myself doing that."
"What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."
"is Kristen Stewart a Vulcan"
"PIRATE CORN: $12/DOZEN"
"55% of people will yawn after reading the word ""yawn."""
"What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke? The Exeggution!"