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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump's Hair turns out to be a wig then... There'll be hell Toupee."

"How are one out of three American Boats born? By Sea-Section."

"Why won't the US change over to the Metric system? Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters."

"I was catfished once For thirty years Pluto had me convinced he was a planet..."

"Bring back your best yo mama jokes. Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""

"Where do dead people buy their cigarettes? At the coroner store."

"I'm a bisexual who just broke up and is now single. I guess you could say I'm on standbi."

"What did Stella McCartney say during a threesome? Come together Right now Over me"

"So I'm in Ikea.... ...and I ask the salesperson, ""Is this a finished desk?"" and she says, ""No, it's Swedish."" (edited to make more better)"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa"