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Joke of the Day

"A friend and me were arguing over whether masterbation is better with lube or not . . . different strokes for different folks, I guess. (I think I came up with that but I'm not sure)"

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"What do you call it when a fish fucks his sister? Fincest. (This joke is shitty, I know, but I couldn't resist posting it.)"
"I am so good in bed.... I can stay there all day long"
"A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying."
"Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? Because Opey never delivered."
"Damn Girl, did you just get in a water balloon fight or are you happy to see me?"
"Don't you wish people could be like money? So you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and which are real?"
"What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common? Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)"
"Blowjobs after marriage... Is sad joke."