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Joke of the Day

"A friend and me were arguing over whether masterbation is better with lube or not . . . different strokes for different folks, I guess. (I think I came up with that but I'm not sure)"

"I've been playing this online game where you mostly end up immobilised and eaten alive by insects. It's alright, but just feels like another form of e-scaphism."

"A good old sexiste joke What is the difference between a women driving strawberries? None, both are collect in a field."

"As I unwrapped the condom I thought to myself... ""This is a really weird birthday present, mum."""

"How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked."

"I don't mean to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty. ^^^^^Yes, ^^^^^I ^^^^^know ^^^^^I ^^^^^already ^^^^^posted ^^^^^this, ^^^^^but ^^^^^the ^^^^^title ^^^^^got ^^^^^""AutoCorrected"""

"What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike? A bikkie."

"What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song? Free Ballin - Foo Fighters"

"How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb? Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic Christian? .... who worshipped the almighty 'Dog'."