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Joke of the Day

"I date waitresses so I can ask them if everything is ok when their mouth is full."

"What are jokes about janitors called? Sweeping generalizations."

"Chuck Norris died yesterday. He's fine today."

"How do you piss of female archaeologists? Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."

"I invented a new joke today I invented a new word today Plagiarism"

"I've spotted six Pokemon today but I don't have the Pokemon GO app so it may just be that I need my new meds adjusted."

"Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop? Because the mail was always above her."

"How do you test a pirate for crabs? Swab the deck!"

"How do you start a conversation about men's rights? Mention feminism."

"I was trying to think of a pun about herbs and fish But it was neither the thyme nor plaice"