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Joke of the Day
"How many women does it take to park a car? A man."
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"""You don't have to press the buttons harder to go faster"" Said no gamer ever."
"Ants can lift 20 times their bodyweight which is really helpful if you ever need help moving a single blade of grass."
"And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.. .. but John came fifth and won a toaster"
"2 Jehovah's witnesses knocked earlier, so I invited them in. I gave 1 the hoover & 1 a mop. If they can do Gods work, they can do mine."
"I won't slam on my brakes if someone's tailgating me...I will, however, take my foot off the accelerator and slowly come to a stop."
"Do you know that condoms have serial numbers on them? No? I guess you haven't rolled them down all the way."
"I removed electrons from a seal Got a seal-ion"
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it"" - a handy tip when trying to track down large metal suppliers."
"Trash can and chileans(Geopolitic humour) what is the difference between a trash can and a Chilean? The word"