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Joke of the Day

"I won't slam on my brakes if someone's tailgating me...I will, however, take my foot off the accelerator and slowly come to a stop."

"What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend? Sweet Pee"

"A tall man and short man walk into a bar The tall man says ouch while the short man ducks under the bar."

"I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day... it was grate"

"Here is an easy way to tell a Chinese girl from a Japanese girl The Japanese girl has pixels."

"What do WNBA players make? Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share"

"Two children pieces of graphite are playing with a diamond..... ...Mummy piece of graphite walks in and says ""Leave your Father alone - he's been under a lot of pressure"""

"Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself."

"So the new Titanic 3D is out.......... Maybe they'll see the f*cking iceberg this time."

"What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts"