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Joke of the Day
"Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams... and its dream was to be a submarine."
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"It's been discovered that protons have mass. Which is odd because I didn't even know they are Catholic."
"Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear? A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck."
"A man is in urgent need for transplant buttocks after an accident. Doctors report no end in sight."
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection The judge says, ""First offender?"" The woman replies, ""No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."""
"Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise"
"Her: Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with? Me: One who knows how to fix elevators."
"33, Male, Jerusalem. You?"
"What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day? St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish."
"Q: Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread? A: Because he tried to get fresh."