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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't like the flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi doo"

"To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Word... I will find you. You have my Word."

"Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!"

"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."

"I like my women like I like my bananas. Cold and covered in bruises."

"I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school... I call it, ""Fast times at Ridgemont High"""

"Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh well he's back in town and wants your new number."

"Lucie introduced me to the phrase ""peanut butter and jealous"" and I can never go back to what I so blindly called a ""life"" before"

"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then peppery spray by the police... he is now a seasoned veteran"

"If your drug dealer doesn't give you any change, he's probably not going to give you a receipt either."