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Joke of the Day

"Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home? Because they won't commute."

"What's a pedophile's favorite food? I'm not sure, I only watch the children eat."

"Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days? He forgot the safe word."

"Did you hear about the guy who got a boner during a wine tasting? It turned out it was only a semillon"

"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"

"Why are prostate exams so important? They show how much of an asshole you are"

"I used to be an Uncle like you... ...Until I took an arrow to the niece."

"I love the rain so fucking much It gets me wet."

"Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake.."

"A black guy walks into a bar. Don't worry he's still in his cell."