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Joke of the Day

"Boomerang I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away ?"

"I pull more tail.. ..than a slow kid at a petting zoo."

"My son also calls crystal meth, ""Cwistal Math""! A-dorable! ;)"

"I fostered a child the other day ...Got him in the back of the head with all four cans!"

"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a dirt road . . . The come across a sign that says ""Tree Fellers Wanted"". One of them says to the other, ""To bad there's only two of us."""

"God, I hate homeless people They make no cents..."

"What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? Blow up dolls."

"A little boy wrote to Santa Claus... One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, ""Please send me a sister."" Santa Claus wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother."""

"When trying to determine the best place in Charlotte to go for a team building event, go to the White Water Center... It's a no brainer..."

"What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys? A Wind-up Merchant."