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Joke of the Day

"What followed the Big Bang? The Big Cigarette"

"I call my dick Ambidextrous Because I fuck girls left and right."

"Acne and the Priest What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't cum on your face until you are 13"

"I was 13 the first time I tried probiotics. Some kids were passing a cup of yogurt around at a party. I figured why not? Now I'm in prison."

"Dear bed, I'm SO sorry I left you. I don't know what I was thinking. Please take me back."

"What medication that can make people inspire you? Aspirin sorry guys"

"I was getting a massage and I asked the masseuse if it was normal for a man to get an erection He replied that it was. So I asked if he could get it out of my face."

"What do you call a fish with 27 eyes? Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish"

"Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?"

"Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him? He was always high! ^(I'm sorry)"