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Joke of the Day
"Only Pools And Corpses A new sitcom starring Michael Barrymore and Demi Moore."
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"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises... The librarian said, ""I don't think it's in yet."" I said, ""Yes, that's the one."""
"What comes after 69?... Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out!"
"That's a nice sham you've got there... It'd be a shame if somebody added an e"
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!"
"My mind and my body are starting to strongly disagree about how old I am."
"Judge: Order in the court [from the back] Me: Can I get a large pepperoni pizza with... [puts hand over speaker and looks around] what?"
"A drivers license is basically just a selfie with way too much info."
"Another tasteless joke about Alzheimer's? Forget it."
"Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the lift."