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Joke of the Day
"I'm such a funny guy that everybody laughs at me. My life is a meme :')"
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"Hey, Dyson vacuum guy. You invented a previously existing invention. Relax."
"What do you call a dead body and two planks? A ""Build your own Jesus"" kit."
"This Valentine's Day I'm single by choice Just not my choice"
"what do you call a gay guy on roller skates? Rolaids"
"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye so I ordered reallllyy slow, because she obviously doesn't listen."
"The boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.... He serves up a great burger and fries."
"Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas Can't believe the currant exchange rate!"
"What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer? One is hoplite, and the other a light hops."
"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think my game is improving?"" Caddy: ""Oh yes sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."""