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Joke of the Day

"Ever since I joined a French pedophilia group.. (Xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis) I've been on Claude, nine."

"What do you call a dirty puddle on a slab of cold concrete in dim, gloomy light? A sunny day in Seattle."

"You know how it goes, I say tomato You say what are you doing in my house?"

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse... I really should have invested in one of those carbon monoxide detectors."

"Let me tell you a joke... Feminism."

"What is the most common owl in England? Tea-towl"

"Neat how we spend so much time and money on the war against pot but there are people driving around with eyelashes and antlers on their cars"

"What sound does a bomb make before it goes off? allahu ackbar!!"

"Redditors will get this. Replayed jokes."

"What is the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."