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Joke of the Day
"Why were Helen Keller's hands purple... ... because she heard it through the grape vine."
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"a sociologist finally solved the mystery of why men tend to die earlier than their respective wives they want to."
"Almost 100 degrees here, which sucks. Although, to be fair, only the last 15 degrees suck. I'm okay with the rest of them."
"""When I was your age, I invented the time machine"" I told my Granddad."
"When is a Jewish fetus considered a human being? When it graduates from medical school"
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Hippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter"
"Every Dildo sold in North Korea. Is a Kim Jong IL Do."
"With Fifty Shades of Grey that came out today, cinemas should serve ketchup... ...for all the fish fingers"
"The guys that taught me every medicine joke I know just arrived at my doorstep. I decided to in-vitamin."
"I received a basketball in the mail from Amazon. I haven't played basketball in 20 years but apparently drunk me thinks I'm Michael Jordan."