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Joke of the Day

"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Californians screw in hot tubs!"

"What does feminism and a pile of shit have in common? They both started out as a movement."

"What do you call a really bad sausage? The Wurst."

"What do you call a combination of a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"What's the difference between a diaper and a politician? When a diaper is full of shit, it gets discarded. When a politician is full of shit, it runs for president."

"The thing about boats... If we don't bow, everyone gets stern."

"I saw an entire family with huge butts I guess you can say It's in their genes"

"I have a fear of speed Bumps I'm slowly getting over it."

"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Yeah, if he's a billionaire to begin with.."

"What do you call a rape in the military? A flashbang."